To men and women, there is no science
No maps to reach the destination.
But there are tips and tricks to every game
No chemical formula or math equation.
Casually throw in a few fancy words.
Say 'ombre' when you're thinking 'mix'.
Seconding her every 'maybe' and 'anything'
Will seldom hit it off with the chicks.
'Blue' is 'Turquoise', 'Pink' is 'Fuschia'
Put every Pantone expert to shame.
Cardinal rule and Bible Truth be told
'Brown' and 'Burgundy' - never the same.
Brownie points you'll earn aplenty
Even if you sound like a fashionista gone rogue.
Remember, dear men, with the ladies
Vague is never in vogue.
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