Worrier

A full-time hobby

A burgeoning career

200% commitment

To being a professional Worrier.

It pays rather exceedingly

Less in cash, more in kind

The reward of endless sleepless nights

And a black hole for a mind.

I worry about sunny days

I worry the nights are too dark

I worry I’m wasting too much time

Life is clearly no walk in the park.

I worry about a loveless future

I worry I’ll get ugly and old

I worry my mojo will call it a day

Before I’m ready to fold.

I worry I haven’t done enough

I worry I’ve done too much

I worry I misplaced the manual to life

And I’m hardly concerned, as such.

But most of all, I worry

That worry is all I’ll ever do

So every time you’re feeling lonely

Don’t worry, I’ll worry about you.